Amory.

I'm not going to chase you. You don't want me to have to chase you. You're going to come to me.

Now.

( [Private; Unhackable] )

One year. That's if you don't count those two weeks I got to go home, but that was more of a vacation than anything. I guess it could be worse. I have my best friend here ('Sup, Billy!) and I have other friends here, but still. I miss my dad, my sister, and some others at home. I even miss my sister's husband.

But that doesn't matter so much when there are others leaving every other day and those who don't have anybody here. Everybody should poke them once in a while and let them know somebody cares about them, even if they're not from the same world. I know I'll be doing it. A lot.

Two days in a row. Can we go back to when this was only a one day affair? There's only but so many Bill and Ted fangirls I can take.

And no, I don't want to read your stories or see your pictures, just like the other two times you guys came around.

[ooc: Free for all who those who want to break her.]

Billy and Teddy, you guys are going to eat it and you're going to like it. The end. The first one who complains gets pumpkin guts duty when I come back from the pumpkin patch.

[Private to Amory; Unhackable]

Are you Did you I like you better when you're not being an ass. Nevermind. Are you back to your old self again?

He is a liar. He's also a moron, but mostly a liar. A lying moron, basically. I did not break into his house. I kicked the door down only because he was being attacked by a rejected extra from Little Shop of Horrors and I'm not the type of person who can stand by and watch people getting hurt. That's all. So yeah, he's ungrateful, but I'm not in this for the thank yous. I'll still save his butt when he needs it. I'll just deal with the whining and the lies.

That said... Bill, Ted? I took the batteries out the fire alarm. And we kind of need a new couch. And a new coffee table. And a new rug.

Amory, by the way, you owe us all that new stuff. You just had to annoy me on a curse day. Couldn't you have waited until tomorrow start with me?

[ooc: Amory pissed her off for something or the other. What else is new?]

And here I thought I got lucky when left my school uniform at home. First it was Ishida, now it's this. Is it too hard to swap me with another girl? No, that would require logic, wouldn't it, City?

Which one of you guys has my uniform? Spill anything on it and you're washing it.

[ooc: Wardrobe swap between Kate and Neil, so listen to Barney and use your imagination and pretend she's wearing the Welton Academy uniform in the link =D Tags may be slow.]

Happy Welcome to Technology Day, Neil. I hope you don't mind it being gently used because your Intro to Text Speak lessons start now.

[YA filter; Unhackable]

So there's no jail anymore and the criminals have been let loose to run amuck. I know you guys know what this means. I'm taking tonight's shift.

Yes, Billy, I now have time to do it. I quit.

[See Kate. See Kate standing there. See Kate standing there, palming a bright red ball with a sinister look on her face. This will not end well. For other people, not her, of course.]

There will be no mercy. Not even if you cry.

[She throws the ball off screen with extreme force--she's talking this seriously, okay--and the poor victim can only be heard going "Hey! That's my eye!"]

And if you attempt to fly to avoid getting hit--Teddy and Jaime, I'm looking at you--I'm going to hit you anyway. Harder, too. You have to come down sometime.

The next person to shoot me with a water gun or throw a water balloon at me will effectively get punched in the face. And kicked in the neck. Just because I can and just because I didn't volunteer to be in a wet t-shirt contest.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

I'm going to make this short and sweet: Billy's in the hospital. Teddy is MIA. Julian, Amory, somebody, I need two favors. One is for somebody to check the Hall of the Missing for me and see if Teddy is in there. He has to be because he would never leave Billy like this on his own free will. Then I need somebody to come get my keys from me and go walk and feed Tommy. You might have let him stay with you for a couple days until these doctors make their damn fat paychecks worth it and figure out what's wrong with him.

I'll pay you back for both later. I'm not leaving Billy like this.

[ooc: Caution. Anxious Kate is also an Angry Kate With Extra Sharp Teeth. I feel sorry for the doctors D:]

You know, this could have been worse.

I could have been a duck. Or a frog. Or a slug.

And the circus has left town. Thank god. It was getting real old breaking people out of cages only to go back and break out some more. I'm all for rescuing those in need, but really, was this curse necessary?

Nobody answer that.

Would anybody know where I can buy specialized arrows? Some of those cages burned out my stash and some of those are pretty hard to find. T'Challa, where are you when I need your EMF arrows?

[Private to Julian; Unhackable]

Hey, you wouldn't happen to have plans for tonight, would you?

( [Private; Unhackable] )

Seeley, I have a letter to give to you. From Amelia. Oooh.

Super short notice, but anybody up for starting a doggie play group? I know Anne's good for it, but two dogs aren't enough in my eyes. I'm going to say all dogs are welcome, but leave your gunpowder eating pit bulls at home. Tommy will not become some dog named Razor Blade's snack.

By the way, Bill, how much do you love Tommy?

One of the kids at work gave this to me during the What's Your Favorite Holiday activity. I didn't have the heart to tell her that I'm Catholic.



And then I got this one. I can't figure out what holiday this one's supposed to be, but that's the fun of working with kids. I love this job.

Billy, I owe you a shirt.

Speaking of shirts, Neil, did you find a place yet?


[YA Filter; Unhackable]

We need to have a team meeting. It's not urgent, but it's definitely important.

Billy... Teddy... there's a gang of girls outside asking for you. They're also holding stories that they wrote about you. For once in my life, I'm terrifed. I have seen things I cannot unsee. I know that if any of them tries to touch my bow again, I'm shooting. No questions asked.

Rachel, didn't we have a bet about when the next curse was coming up?

[ooc: Troll away. Anything's free game with her.]

Let me get a few things straight because this curse made me look stupid: I don't pay anybody for notes. Are you kidding me? Secondly, public school is perfectly fine option for kids who don't attend private school. Sure, I really did go to private school, but I would have been happier in public school. Also, I am not a class ditcher.

Okay, maybe I did do it a couple of times, but I had very valid reasons for skipping class then.

To the girl who I told that I wished that her kitchen burned down, I'm sorry. I swear I don't act like the stereotypical high school girl. I don't even know what was wrong with me. Well, I do, but yeah, I'm apologizing.

And who the hell is Mr. Veidt?

Freedom. Sweet, delicious freedom. It's finally over. Today felt like it would never end, but it did. Thanks Rin and everybody who helped me at the study group and I definitely owe you another pizza. I just hope I passed.

And let me say that Mr. Pevensie is super awesome teacher, second only to Mr. Veidt. He's not as much of a hardass as he seems to be. Thanks Mr. Pevensie! I owe you one too. Mr. Booth is still a pain in my--

So, dates for the dance. How does Trinity expect us to get one if we never see the opposite sex most of the time? Are they serious? And isn't anybody else suspicious that our new mascot is a boy or am I alone on this?

Oh and how can I forget, the Archery Team is back in action. Thanks to all of those who came out and tried for it. Look out for the list of who made the team soon!

Trinity girls! Just give me a second of your time for something very important: the Archery Team. Yeah, I know we're all girls, but who says girls can't kick ass with bows and arrows? Sign ups can be found at the main entrance of the school, in the gym, in the cafeteria, in the locker room, and the library and tryouts are this afternoon at 4pm. Please give us a chance. You don't even have to buy your own equipment! We have the best bows and arrows money can buy already. We just need archers.

Come on guys, I seriously need this. It's going to be my senior year and I would like to go to nationals at least once. It's bad enough we lost our second best archer. Thanks a lot for getting knocked up, Loosey Lucy McAllister. Let's not lose the whole team too.

[Filtered to Trinity Hall Students; Unhackable]

Also, I need somebody's, anybody's, notes from Mr. Pevensie's Biology class for the last two weeks. I skipped class to stop a bank robbery was sick and missed a lot. I have money. My dad is rich. I will pay you for the notes. I just can't go to summer school this year. I have music camp to go to!

[ooc: Kate Bishop: Teenage hero, Chronic class cutter.]

Two things:

1) I need a job. I'm not getting free rent anymore so money has to come from somewhere that's not my dad's wallet. Anybody hiring?

2) You. Still interested in archery lessons?


[Filtered to Teddy; Unhackable]

I'm sorry. I was a stupid idiot who did a stupid idiotic thing to you. You were cursed and I wasn't thinking clearly. Way overdue because avoiding it was easier, but there it is.